Jam

An abbreviation of the welsh word "jaman", this is an exclamation used when a person says something with a degree of certainty, which is immediately contradicted by the words or actions of either the same or some other person, or some other event.

Friend 1: I did not sleep with that ugly girl!

Ugly Girl: I had a great time last night, call me!

Friend 2: Jam for you!



Flatmate 1: I know there are no tickets left for that comedian next march!

Flatmate 2: Well I just bought 2 tickets for the the late show online, so jam for you!

by colingra February 12, 2009

THE Jam Sandwhich

The Jam Sandwhich is something you'll never forget,
a sexual secret lost in time, everyone knows but they don't at the same time
ask a girl and she'll uncover this mystery

John; *whispering* babe, gimme the jam sandwhich
Barbra; oh you dirty boy, come here ;)

by Grace Walker August 30, 2019

jammed my Glock

To upset or highly annoy

When you did that it really jammed my Glock bro.

by Bsdbdh January 27, 2023

Taco Jam

Identical to the classic traffic jam, but only women are stuck in traffic this time.

Sorry I was late for the meeting, I was in a real taco jam this morning.

by PseudoWrestler October 31, 2018

Jam

Most handsome guy in the world.

You are so Jam.

by Bread Pit November 23, 2021

Jump Jam

A program in New Zealand schools in which children dance along to music together as a group as a sort of exercise routine. Usually done in the mornings.

Random person: I just stumbled across an old jump jam song, man it takes me back

by Salty_Bitch April 10, 2020

Blam-Jam

When a male puts jelly on his penis and someone else licks it off.

"Dude wheres all the jelly at?"

"Oh, Jimmy used it when he got a blam-jam from Jenny"

"Awesome!"

by Blamjam not Hamjam October 3, 2011