Noodle toodling

Verb ; the act of playing with mans flaccid penis.

Even though I am an older gentlemen, I can still enjoy a good noodle toodling.

by Thepoonmaster January 26, 2021

Boop noodle

Snake

I see a boop noodle

by Devonthedumbo January 25, 2021

Funeral Noodles

A term used to describe a situation in which you know you know something and can't find or show it to your friends.

A lost cause

Friend 1 "Hey what was that song with the scene kids on the bus?"
(two minutes of looking later)
Friend 2 "I have no idea man, that's funeral noodles."

by Figgywigguns May 06, 2014

Hot Noodle

A male who is sexy but limp.

He was drop dead sexy, but what a hot noodle.

by datzie May 26, 2012

Sin noodle

Another word for a penis.

In the eyes of God, if a man's penis is used for sexual intercourse before marriage, it's nothing more than a sin noodle.

by Bobby_McGeezer June 08, 2021

Pool Noodle RIZZ

Someone who has asked out someone with a pool noodle. Evan Daddy Humpme's is the founder.

Damn bro u got that pool noodle rizz

by Lqwidz July 04, 2023

stir your noodles

Noodles are strait too until they get wet

Let go stir your noodles!

by Noodle girl December 13, 2017