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the noob children

4 little noobs aspiring to take over the world alongside their parent, nuggets.
the noob children kidnapped my goldfish!!! HELP!!!
by jimmybiscut74 April 8, 2021
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Business Noob

When you don't have at least at least 100 Dogecoin.
Joe: I don't have 100 Dogecoin
John: Business noob
by Lego cool yes April 18, 2021
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noob

by Fact Person 69 April 27, 2021
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Fall Noob

12-year-old nerdy sweat who calls everyone a fall noob:
YOU FALL NOOB GET BETTER AT THE GAME!!

2nd place guy: What?!?!?

Sweaty kid: You.

Also sweaty kid: Loses to other guy in final

Other guy: Who’s the fall noob now?
by Bob Boofster July 11, 2022
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Noob

Holger, Holger is a noob and the only definition needed.
Damn dude, that guy is a Holger

Yeah man, a total noob!
by Fisken July 20, 2022
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noob boobed

something you say when someone gets absolutely owned
Quandale: "My mom is so awesome"
Johnny: "I fucked her"
Everyone: "NOOB BOOBED"
by blki July 21, 2022
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Noob Nugget

A dumbfuck who can't do the simplest things!
Person 1: WHY CAN'T I DRINK WATER?!?
Person 2: Maybe you're just a noob nugget.
by kaaurid June 8, 2022
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