Craze Muffin

Someone whose CrAzY but also cute.

Wesley is such a craze muffin!

by Bubbubz July 25, 2016

Cunt muffin

Any type of lamp

I accidentally knocked over my moms priceless bedside cunt muffin

by IRHTTC May 5, 2017

Burnt Muffin

When an kid fingers he/she's ass hole and bakes the unwanted waste or or crap found in it.

Stew likes burnt muffins because he always feels like a champion.

by Dylan from Parks May 2, 2010

Chunk-muffin

A person displaying unsightly stomach fat. Usually seen when a larger person is reaching for the last Donut on the top shelf

Did you see the size of that Chunk-muffin?

Boy, that Chunk-muffin sure has large calves.

by 2cheesy December 26, 2009

rage muffin

a pet name for someone who rages often

how's my rage muffin doing this morning?

by stacylaceyjohnson October 15, 2017

Fighting Muffins

Two chicks rubbing their pussies together while having sex.

The lesbian chicks in that video had an awesome fighting muffins scene.

by Jfrog May 4, 2011

Midwest Muffin

When a male gapes out another males ass with his fist and then takes a muffin (Flavor of his choice) and starts to feed the gaping hole the muffin. When the asshole tightness back up the male then proceeds to suck put the muffin with his mouth and his hands tied behind his mouth

The other day I walked in on bill and tom doing a "Midwest Muffin"

by bignawstydawg April 10, 2015