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Craze Muffin

Someone whose CrAzY but also cute.
Wesley is such a craze muffin!
by Bubbubz July 25, 2016
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Muffin Breath

And endearing term for a new friend that you meet that you feel comfortable around, and who you'd like to lightly prod so that they feel this way around you, and let down their guard etc.
Also, there is a strong connotation here towards the act of eating muffins, which like a good friend make you feel satiated and comfortable.
Person 1: Hey muffin breath!

Person 2: :P Heya
by 1337Gamer August 20, 2013
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Dental Muffin

When a guy goes down on a girl while she has a yeast infection.
Rebecca is a dirty whore. Phil ate her out last night and she gave him a dental muffin.
by Filth. E. McNasty September 4, 2013
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Muffin Top

Someone who has their pants way to tight for their actual size, so their fat on their stomach hangs over
Mostly every fat person has a muffin top.

1: Did you see her Muffin Top.
2: Ya, it was so gross.
1: I know
by I dont Have a Muffin Top November 22, 2011
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Muffin stud

A vaginal piercing that is used to get stud muffins like you to get in her pants.
Whoa! did you see Trina's muffin stud? I think it's pretty cool. I'm totally gonna sleep with her now
by THEOTHERGUYSTHEYSEEMPRETTYCOOL November 13, 2011
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nut muffin

When you send a muffin to your crush full of a mans special juice but then the crush eats it and it turns out it was your dad. So you go to complain to your hamster about your wife who is secretly you mom and your whole life is lie.
Man I could REALLY go for a nut muffin right now. MMMMMMMMMMM
by Yaboibigboidaddycev November 14, 2018
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Muffin Punch

A Muffin Punch (informally known as a Punchmeister) is a cocktail typically comprised of butterscotch DeKuyper, vodka and a dash of Bailey's. Usually drunk as an accompaniment to shilling your crypto-bags on Twitter or relaxing in the bath listening to an episode of the world's greatest cryptocurrency podcast, Crypto Weekly.
I'm buying up large quantities of rope stocks sipping on a Muffin Punch.
by P Money MD February 11, 2019
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