May 3

Karl jacobs day. On this day send karl jacobs nice words because he is literally walking serotonin

“may 3rd?” “oh yeah that’s karl jacobs day”

May 3 by real karl jacobs April 28, 2021

May 5th 

National Rye Day. Be it bread or alcohol or dude, May 5th should be reserved for exclusively sleeping with, and/or celebrating, the grain.

Marco: Hey, did you hear about what's happening on May 5th?
Polo: Yeah, did you hear about deez?

May 5th by Synder April 29, 2021

May.d 

A tall criminal with a massive dick energy

PersonA : hey who are you ?

May.d : may.

PersonA: *damn their dick is massive I sense it

May.d by Mikothe_dilf April 30, 2021

May 3rd 

National 'No National Day' day.

A day where all of urbandictionary's made up national days are rendered moot.

A completely normal day.

Ex.

Person 1: "Hey, guess what? It's May 3rd, urbandictionary says it's National Rai-"
Person 2: "Shut the FUCK up, I'm tired of seeing screenshots of this goddamn site on my socials. It's 'No National Day' day today."

May 3rd by revoltingocelot May 2, 2021

May 2

National Hate Olivia day

Boy1: what’s may 2?
Boy2: It’s hate Olivia day

May 2 by Random_random32 May 2, 2021

May 9th 

National Kiss Chanel Day

I get to kiss Chanel on May 9th

May 9th by Lelli137 May 3, 2021

May 4th 

May 4th Is Omni-Man appreciation Day,

"Oh hey did you hear its may 4th today?"

"Yeah its Omni-Man Appreciation Day"

May 4th by FuckieDuckieWucky May 4, 2021