johnsonburg

Johnsonburg is a town full of boogins and druggies that dont take showers. 90% are in poverty.90% are also either scene, goth, or emo. it smells like absolute crap everywhere you go and it's a complete disgrace to live in Johnsonburg.

"what's that's smell"
"Johnsonburg the beautiful town of druggies boogins and skanks!"

by Laura56889372929 October 31, 2013

Mr. Johnston

An old man who molests people's shoulders very much against their will.

Mr. Johnston: Hey how are you? *molesting shoulder while speaking*

by Hubby<3333 August 21, 2009

sue johanson

Sue Johanson is the shit. She talks about sex every Sunday night on Oxygen, & knows everything. Plus with her being a billion years old makes it all better, & more entertaining. Watching her explain the sex toy of the week is hilairous; & a great conversation starter for school on Monday!

kristen- "did you watch sue johanson last night? she talked about a cock ring! but her positions of the week are getting weak."
larsyn- "no, i can't believe you watch that show."

by YoItsKristenAP April 3, 2008

Johnsons

n.

On of the two basic types of people in the world. Johnsons are decent people that generally mind their own business but are always ready to offer help to anyone who needs it without judgment or reservation.

An expression first used by Jack Black in the memoir “You Can’t Win” and later referenced in the novels of William S. Burroughs. See also: Johnsons and Shits and Johnsons.

by William Lee April 16, 2006

Hannah Johnston

An amazing girl who loves everyone she knows. She can't make up her mind on who she likes. Her best friends love and are always there for her. She loves all her friends and family. She adores this one guy that she can't keep her eyes and mind off of him. She loves to sing and dance and is amazingly hilarious. She is super brilliant and talented. Everyone loves her for who she is. She is Hannah Johnston and no one else can be her.

I love Hannah Johnston
Do you know Hannah Johnston, she's really cool.
Hannah Johnston is amazing
Hannah Johnston is hilarious

by lovergirl9256 November 9, 2010

Peter Johnston

-the biggest manwhore in the school
-a hot guy

look at peter johnston, he can't stay single for more then a day.

by D6 February 19, 2005

Jonson

Is the missing Chuck Norris' brother. He make everyting Chuck Norris has. Jonson is such a nigga. In a good way. Negro

Is that Chuck Norris?
No man! is Jonson!

by Jonsoneitor February 25, 2009