Punch Jake Paul

Basically the goal of everyone in the universe.

Yo Momma: What do want to do when you grow up?\

Kid: I wanna punch Jake Paul!

by 243wrthjewirnjwebtr3j,tr3wr April 30, 2019

jake paul

One of the world's most know person. He has gained over 10 millions fans within year. He has a fanbase called the jake paulers. He also has a well known brother called Logan Paul who has also gained 10 million fans within a year. Both known as the Paul brothers. Jake Paul has a team called team ten and a "wife" Called Erika Costell. He owns 4 cars and a 7.3 million dollar house/mansion. He has a dog called Apollo named after a god. His parents are divorced but they are both well known. His mom is called Pam and his dad is called Greg. Jake started to grow in 2017 he also has start to write songs. He left Disney show bizaardvark in 2017 to move on with bigger things. He is a daily vlogger. He is 20 years old and his birthday is January 17th 1997. He has a phrase called "it's everyday bro".Social media says he is yet to become a billionaire. He has his own brand called fanboy.co/jakepaul. He had a lot of drama online with Ricegum. He has the fastest grown YouTube channel in the world and he has an amazing vlogs each day.

You: jake Paul uploaded a new vlog I have to watch it
Friend: can I watch too
You: of course wonder what today's vlog is going to be like
Friend: well we know for sure it's going to be awesome
You: hell yeah

by GoldenDisc247 December 16, 2017

Jake paul

Someone that everyone one hates on you tube but shouldn't because if you met him in person you probably would be his friend if he didn't have you tube or still be his friend and STOP HATING also he isn't just famous from his brother lots of people wouldn't just subscribe for his brother logan Paul some people like his content SO BACK OFF HATERS

Haters " I hate him so much "

We're haters until they meet him " jake Paul

is so nice wish I was his friend and could hang out with him he has a big heart "

by Guhihi zdv km November 26, 2017

Jake Paul meatrider

A Jake Paul meatrider, otherwise known as the dick eating sensation "The Fan", is an online personality who had Jake's nuts so far down his throat that it blacked his memory out and he woke up as a KSI "fan".

Jake Paul meatriders like to pose for pics with Jake and claim to be a KSI supporter.

"Ayo, have you seen The Fan's jab?"

"You mean that Jake Paul meatrider? The only jab he's got is the one for his diabetes type 2."

by SullySaysWords July 7, 2023

less than jake

an olden times american slang word meanining to be less than average.
(also th ebest ska band ! ;-))

man she's hot
nah she is less than jake if you ask me

by beef January 16, 2005

[Union Jake]-Off

A Union Jake-Off is when a group of men gather round to watch a movie, become bored with it, decide to put in a pornographic film, and decide to all masturbate together.

Man, that Union Jake-Off just made me feel dirty. There we were watching the Prestiege on DVD. We couldn't get into so we decided to turn it off. Next thing I know, one of my room mates comes out with porn.

Long-story short, 10 minutes later we were all jacking off (Our own, not each others'). There were some weird sounds and some akward bumps, and if John hadn't of moved as fast as he did, there would have been some serious . . .uhhh . . . collateral damage.

by SerySer January 26, 2009

less than jake

A ska band which OWNS!!!!!!!!

There isn't a thing like hearing the horns from a Less Than Jake song.

by Amer August 2, 2003