Shit's Tits

"Knees" is to "Bee's" as "Tits" is to "Shit's"

On a hot summer day, Hi-C is the Shit's Tits.

by iamthejmsnyder May 22, 2014

Tit-Tastic

An adjective often used to describe a womans breasts.

Person 1: Hey man, look at Becky's tits.
Person 2: Wow bro, they really are Tit-Tastic.

by Becky_footfetish April 5, 2020

birthday tits

A southern tradition where a guy is shown tits for his birthday

It’s my birthday. Time for some birthday tits!

by Mannnn1086 January 11, 2018

tit sheriff

A woman who derides or criticises another woman's boobs.
A woman who can pick every obvious fault with another woman's boobs

"Wow check out that woman's tits they are spectacular" said, Mark.

"No way, they are lopsided and saggy" said Mel.

"Gee Mel who made you the tit sheriff?"

by tastefully smutty November 30, 2011

tits on a salamander

When she be smacking those lips like she's got them, but just salamander tits

Dumb hole thinking she all that but just tits on a salamander

by Elmer creek February 21, 2021

Tit Pants

A Bra or Brassiere

Nigella, you'll have to do up a button or too, you're nearly popping out of your tit pants.

by Joel B1 December 16, 2011

fizzy tit

A woman who is usually between 31-39 years old who has a quality akin to being fed with a silver spoon. Small town royalty. There is a strong sense of entitlement that has no legitimate reservoir from which it was bore.

Well, you know. She has all of the classic symptoms of fizzy tit. Sense of entitlement, condescending/untrusting look on her face like someone is out to get her and the world cannot be trusted

by pintolicious1 December 3, 2010