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I am not your phone!

This is what someone exclaims out of anger and frustration when someone touches them in an undesired and inappropriate manner. Basically telling someone to keep their hands off of them. It does not have to be sexual, however, it typically is.
Boo: "So, I was with Louis last night and he was too much!"
Stu: "Sorry, Boo. What did he do?"
Boo: "He put his hand on the chair when I was sitting down to try to peel the peach. I saw it and I yelled, I am not your phone! I left and made a post. Everybody knows!"
by von groovy September 18, 2025
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Smokey Phone Case

A phone case that smells a lot like what you've been smoking.
Dad this old phone you gave me is a smokey phone case!
by tackbackwards July 10, 2020
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Phone Cockney

n
Any sentence or grouping of words that is changed by autotext, to something meaningless and unintelligible.
My message was scrambled and I sent phone cockney!
by Woodswoman December 21, 2021
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phoned

“dudeeee i got so phoned last night i heard voices
by 413X4 June 14, 2022
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player phone

Somebody who's an asshole and cheats on girls
DAMN DUDE U GOT HELLA DUDES!
Yeah my girlfriend dosnt even know I have a player phone!
by Your average girl July 21, 2016
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Phone stalking

The act of staring at your phone, relentlessly, hoping that it will ring. Generally, phone stalkers are hoping a SPECIFIC person will call, not just any random person. Other symptoms of phone stalking include: checking that the battery is charged, making sure the ringer is on loud enough to be heard and making random calls to your friends to make sure your service is still active.
A: Man, stop looking at your phone...
B: Shut it, I am just making sure its on in case {name} calls.
A: STOP phone stalking,. She'll call when she wants to. LAME.
by dcgrl September 24, 2011
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co-co cola phone

the phone that co-co cola made
person 1: i just got the co-co cola phone!!!
person 2: good for you
by minihoot May 6, 2023
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