Music that requires no talent and can easily be made by anyone with the right software as long as it's in 4/4 time and makes drunk people want to dance. Big in Europe because apparently after being home to many talented musicians the entire continent decided to give up.
House music is often lacking in the intricacies which make up other genres. Lyrics are often retarded and written on a first grade level with no more than two syllables so drunk girls can slur along.
The minimalistic nature supposedly makes it cool...it's really just easier for people to dance to....which is fine, just don't call it music.
Chicago is home to many great musicians...this is their fat bastard, unloved child.
House music is often lacking in the intricacies which make up other genres. Lyrics are often retarded and written on a first grade level with no more than two syllables so drunk girls can slur along.
The minimalistic nature supposedly makes it cool...it's really just easier for people to dance to....which is fine, just don't call it music.
Chicago is home to many great musicians...this is their fat bastard, unloved child.
Hey, wanna listen to House Music and rub on my privates. I've got sweet bottle service going on here.
by truthinessprovider March 24, 2011
Get the house musicmug. A house crammed full of Illegal Aliens. Usually they will be in a nice neighborhood so all their oil-leaking cars, and dirty laundry hanging on the bushes and old bicycles will stick out like a sore thumb. People will be living in every nook and cranny. Closets will be turned into bunk beds for the kids, dudes will be sleeping in the garage, families of eight all inside a 10x10 room. Major fire hazard, and a huge drag on property values.
There are thirty people living inside the clown house across the street from me. I'm calling Code Enforcement.
by No Amnesty June 17, 2007
Get the Clown Housemug. I was trying to post this selfie to Instagram but I only have 3G service here. Damn this bowling alley is such a Trap House!
by JRDW January 11, 2017
Get the Trap Housemug. by Ice March 24, 2003
Get the arms housemug. Where you grab some classical instruments made of polished metal along with a large drum and bang the living shit out of everything while dancing insane and pretending you're aboriginal. Brass house is often improved by having a bum clap stale biscuits together in front of a microphone.
by tehCUBEster December 12, 2016
Get the brass housemug. by MissShaddai January 10, 2017
Get the House Coatmug. david reeds gay...david reeds gay...david reeds gay steroids boy..he calls discala's house gay because hes never been invited....oo yea big strong reed yea what oo yea u got laid the fuck out by some fag from norwalk in lacrosse ya whats up big man...discala's the man....WHAT!
"man should we invite reed over"
"u think hes got beer"
"nahhh man probaly not"
"ok then fuck that fag no one likes him"
"u think hes got beer"
"nahhh man probaly not"
"ok then fuck that fag no one likes him"
by what! April 6, 2005
Get the Discala's Housemug.