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Where the tap tastes good,

Where pooping isnt awkward ,
Where are your joggers. Where are your joggers
Man: Home is where the water tastes good
Woman: Facts
by PonianYoutube August 6, 2020
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Home COVID Test

Farting right next to a person you live with and not telling them to see if they still have their sense of smell.
My wife just gave me a Home COVID Test and I passed.
by AnctRome November 25, 2020
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Home

My definition of home is a teenage boy. I love this boy with all my heart. He feels like home to me, whenever I speak to him i'm overcome with a sense of happiness and comfort and all feels right. This boy is able to make me smile and blush in any given situation. I could stare into his eyes for years and hopefully I'll get the opportunity to do so! He's got the prettiest blue eyes. His smile is cute and he makes me laugh. He's loyal and kind. He sort of reminds me of a golden retriever. He says the sweetest things and I just know he's the one I want to come home to after a long day. Sometimes I picture him taking care of our future kids and playing with them. I want this boy so bad. He also smells good, which is weirdly attractive. He's perfect in my eyes and I hope he'll be able to see that one day too.
That boy makes me feel at home
by imreallycool! April 9, 2023
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Ghetto home cinema

A home cinema made out of spare parts found around the house. A true ghetto home cinema has one of the following characteristics:

-The rear speakers of the "surround system" are of different make than the front speakers (or worse, the front speakers are the TV's intergrated speakers).

-The "surround system" lacks a center or subwoofer channel, or both.

-The projector operates at a 4:3 format (like the ones used for powerpoint presentations). Unlike proper home cinema systems which have 16:9 projectors.

-Picture is provided via composite (yellow plug) cables.

-The pre-recorded material consists of VHS tapes, Divx files and single layer DVDs made with DVD shrink (proper home cinema's have dual layer DVDs, MKV files and Blurays)
Little Jimmy put his pair of spare Wallmart speakers, his dad's powerpoint projector, and his collection of bootleg Divx files into good use, by making his own ghetto home cinema
by kurkosdr April 22, 2011
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Home brew

The ghetto juice in jail that u make with a consumption of different ingredients; combined that you’d have to ferment in order to make alcohol.
Hey bro, are u going to eat them potatoes for supper? AIso, I need your grapes that you got for dessert in order to make this home brew
by Mnj85 July 29, 2021
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