Google Person

A person, either male or female that think they know it all. They act like they have all the information when in reality is not. So they are Google persons, a sarcastic description of a know-it-all. Mostly talking without being asked.

Guy 1: Hey how can I do this?

Guy 2: Gee, I'm not sure, but lets find out.

Google Person: (out of nowhere) Hey you have to do this... and then do that.

Guy 1: Ok, We didn't asked you.

by gar-123 April 16, 2014

Google

Search engine

Type what your looking for into the google bar

by TheRealFlorenceNightengale November 17, 2020

Google Meat Beat

The act of masturbating during a virtual meeting held via Google Meet©.

Kyle: Oh man, I can't believe we have to have another virtual diversity training again...
Donald: Yeah but that trannysient leading it is pretty hot. I think I'll turn it into a Google Meat Beat.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo November 8, 2021

Google second

The time Google takes to find 3 million items or articles to make your point.

Vaccines cause autism and cancer, like five people said it.

Did take a Google second to prove that?

by Laverna's profit February 28, 2018

upstairs google

Wen you materbate on the window of a upstairs motel on the complementary Wi-Fi

Damn I bout to for real go back to the room upstairs Google and shower

by Dirtypatdamann December 10, 2017

Google

Masturbate. Partially onomatopoeiaic word (similar to fap fap fap) for masturbation; also derived from ubiquity of both the internet search engine and the act of masturbation.

I spent the whole day at home googling.

You'll go blind if you don't stop googling.

I google myself every day.

by Marvellous Wordsmith November 12, 2010

google

A search engine used for 12-16-year-olds to look up porn

xvideos
pornhub
xnxx

hey bro lets look at www.pornhub.com use google

furry porn (searches in pornhub sight)

by STIFF NOGER April 15, 2019