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eat shit and die

A fun message to replace a fortune slip (in a fortune cookie) with.
MAN: Eat shit and die.
WO-MAN: No.
by Noodly appendage August 27, 2006
mugGet the eat shit and diemug.

eat my short

Eat my short is a said by Bart Simpson from a animated cartoon call the Simpsons which was created by Matt Groening in the late 19s
Marge: Bart your hands are dirty go to the bath room and wash them.

Bart: Eat my short
by cinderll44 September 28, 2015
mugGet the eat my shortmug.

eat your hat

lost the bet, the argument, you were wrong
and so now,you have to pay up, according the bet :
"if obama wins, i'll eat my hat"
"the bet was,.if obama wins you will not only eat your hat, u will also kiss my ass on main street at at high noon it's twelve o'clock.i'm droppin' drawers now bitch".
"if the 76'ers make the playoffs you will eat your hat?"
"u said, if romney loses,u will not only eat your hat, but also burn your KKK hat, join the green party and go to San Fran and party with the gays on New Year's Eve Well, Happy New Years Buford , Time ta bend over and take it like a man, you big fat red state bitch yee haww!"
by tiemeupandspankme November 28, 2012
mugGet the eat your hatmug.

eat my shorts

to be said to someone who is being an idiot.

leave them by saying 'eat my shorts.'
idiot: 'your such a whore'
you: 'EAT MY SHORTS BITCH'
by ashmoree July 8, 2009
mugGet the eat my shortsmug.

EAT A BOWL OF COCKS!!!

the ultimate diss, typed in all caps, first uttered by SICK1 in the online browser-based game solar empire
noob: (some typical stupid statement by a noob)

SICK1: EAT A BOWL OF COCKS!!!
by drumac January 9, 2009
mugGet the EAT A BOWL OF COCKS!!!mug.

eat drillbit fucktard

A vulgar sentence used when someone is getting their ass beaten down, specifically in a hardware store or a garage.
"Hey a drillbit... EAT DRILLBIT FUCKTARD!"
by Greg August 30, 2003
mugGet the eat drillbit fucktardmug.

go eat a dick

You're pissing me off so go do something productive like eating a dick.
To a Hobo holding an "I'm hungry sign".

You: Are you hungry?
Hobo: Yes
You: NIGGUH GO EAT A DICK!
by just another face June 9, 2009
mugGet the go eat a dickmug.

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