Bean cracker

An idiot or stupid person.

“You absolute bean cracker!”

by UnderscoreofLIFE July 26, 2023

Shutting cracker

Another name for a fortune cookie. I created myself on accident as a child and only just figured out isn’t a real term so I made it one.

“What’d you get in your shutting cracker?”
“You mean fortune cookie?”

by Neontheboy December 10, 2024

Crackerism

A White behavior (ex. not seasoning food)

Black guy: Oh hell nahh! This recipe look fire but the dude ain’t use no seasoning

Mexican guy: Nahh, foo thats a Crackerism!

by addingISMStoslurs May 11, 2024

Cracker Butter

Snot, especially really thick nasty stuff when your sick. Sometimes this also applies to 'loogies' or 'hockers'.

Oh boy, look at all that cracker butter after I blew my nose.

by BIG DA February 20, 2011

Cracker boy theo

Cracker boy Theo is a boy that can’t talk to girl longer than 5 minutes

Hey Ewan look at that cracker boy Theo over there

by Cjashh November 12, 2020

Cracker Tapped

not just an ordinary nut tap but a tap that involves a 6 pack of your choice of crackers (peanut butter or cheese) that is forcefully jolted toward your genital area resulting in a nut tap.

" Ouch i just got cracker tapped!"

" Zach is known to cracker tap, cover your junk"

by John232115 March 24, 2010

Cracker Barrel Head

Dummy. Worst of the worst. Someone who grabs the worst crackers from the remains of a barrel.

Dave walked onto the job site without his tape measure. That cracker barrel head!

by Randor Hentgane July 12, 2023