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Christmas

A holiday thats was initially to celebrate jesus' birth, even though historians beleive he was auctuaply born in June. Over the years atheist syarted celebrating it even though they don't celebrate tge most important part, jesus. Christmas now is just a ton of random people frm various religions celebrating a ( suppose to be ) christian holiday by buying insanely expensive presents for each other while the people that truely should celebrate get socks and thats it. Now adays Christmas is about as religious as earth day.
Macy's: Buy our $10000000 home ware

Atheist: Yay that will cover 1/800 of my presents

Christian:I think I will make my children presents for christmas that will show more love.

Christmas

CHRIST-jesus
Mas-celebration
Chrismas-celebration of jesus hmmm coincidence I think not.
by Nowwhat November 4, 2013
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Christmas Nut

When you masturbate on the 25th of December to anything remotely christmas related.
Chase, dinner is ready stop having a Christmas nut.
by In your fridge December 11, 2019
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Christmas socks

Christmas socks are what people get from their grandparents who of course knit them. They can be itchy, yes! Also ugly, very embarrassing, and you will not want go out in them, No No!!
I got some really ugly Christmas socks from mamma and grumps!
by Lucycakes April 30, 2016
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Indian Christmas Turkey

Buys a Hydra server for $25k
That dumbass Indian Christmas Turkey paid more for that garbage that was ever made from it!
by L3g3ndSkillz December 21, 2021
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Christmas sick

Someone who decorates for Christmas way too early, before Halloween. They seemingly have no patience, Christmas starts when they decide it does.

Imagine someone you know suddenly pulling out Christmas ornaments in the middle of October for example, what's going on in their head? They are Christmas sick.

We don't know what the reason for Christmas sickness is yet, but we suspect it's a huge love for Christmas, so overwhelming the person needs Christmas before it's appropriate.

We don't know if it's hereditary or if people randomly catch the sickness, we asked one person who said "", nothing, he was busy decorating for Christmas.

Scientists haven't found any cure yet.
Person 1: why is person 3 putting up Christmas lights? It's August!
Person 2: he's Christmas sick, there's nothing we can do about it
by Saucey707 August 26, 2023
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Christmas Tree

A long hairy green penis/Dick they is protect from a unholy act by a candy cane
Omg the Christmas tree on him is mad large
I know i wanna suck it
by anonymous December 23, 2022
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christmas pregnant

Eating so much you feel fat(ter) and ashamed. Gluttony in its most pure form - specifically during the entire month of December, and trailing off sometime the end of January
Dude: "Are you hiding a whole turkey under that sweater?"
Me: "No, Dude, I'm just Christmas Pregnant. I think I ATE a whole turkey though..."
Dude: "oh.. well just don't eat so much you give birth all over the place. And leave me some Cheetos, bitch!"
Me: <Nom Nom Nom> "Whoever eats the last one.. Wins!"
by plywoodchicken December 21, 2017
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