gyan chode

A punjabi kid with a turban that's always high asf and has a unibrow. He also can't stop watching porn.

Jas is such a gyan chode because of his weed addiction

by SURREY22G May 9, 2019

choded

Feet nearly as wide as long.

You have choded feet!
Wide and short.

by sunny57 September 3, 2009

Chode

George Betts a.k.a. Bettsy

You're such a chode

by Bettsy is a chode December 4, 2018

Holy Chodes

Only thy select few can prosper through thy world , thy farmer mine da hoes and barney, thy select prosper only under 2 condition farmers only and tinder is sin. (Private Ryan 1:7)
Thee shall always meme before ye shall cream (K) (Private Ryan 1:8)

Thou shalt not pass through the gate of heaven without committing the crime o’ murder. (DB Private Ryan 1:9)
If thee can’t not understand the suffering of thyself, thyself must commit suicide. (DB Private Ryan 1:10)
For the Holy Lord has understood thy suffering. The Holy Lord has gone through thy own suffering. (DB Private Ryan 1:11)
The Holy Son felt thy pain of betrayal.

Thy fail Triple N or no nut November will be sentence to being nurtured by Marge, in hell you burn in your semen .
If they who loses faith in-wishes upon forgiveness of Hoda he may look no further than faith in the holy Obama prism.

If thy shall counterfeit of thy holy n word pass you will be burning in hell if you say the n word o fake.
Though Obama prism is the only legal supply of n word pass, of premium hard R he grants it as a blessing of the fifth.

Holy chodes type it in

by hbgvfgbhnjkmlmnjhbgvc xvnjmkl; January 13, 2020

You Suck Chodes

What you say to your lame uncle

Suk: “You suck CHODES, Uncle Dylan!”

by Uncle Dylan September 25, 2025

Chode

A penis so wide and short, it looks like a puffy vagina.

Thot 1: I really want to have sex with Chad.
Thot 2: Don't do it, i hear he has a chode.

by kachichael November 1, 2018

Chode

A dick that is fatter than it is long

Bryson's chode is very SHORT and very FAT. It is hairy and tends to sweat

by Disisalec January 18, 2018