Problem child

Michael Madrid

That man is such a problem child

by Bouncyfox666 May 4, 2022

A Shuffle child

A child who has many siblings. From 5 siblings upwards.

Person L: I've got 50 siblings
Person A: wow, so you're a shuffle child?

by Thedarklol September 13, 2022

Child Support Trap

When the girl is hot but also a little white trashy and is super eager to sleep with you. Especially if you have a good job and she is out of your league. Don't do it, it's a trap.

Guy 1: You see Todd take that child support trap home last night?

Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's gonna be paying her a fortune, hope it was worth it.

by The Bunz Clapper September 17, 2022

beat a child day

the one day of the year where you can beat whatever child you choose to beat.

"ayo did you know its beat a child day?"
"nah man i didnt"

by man this honestly sucks September 22, 2022

Childe

Childe may be a name for a certain Genshin Impact character, but is also a nickname for the youngest of members in groups. Childe is a wonderful human being, that is truly convinced that they have all their cards out of your eyesight and sheilded, why in fact they are laying on a glass table. Childe is a jack of all trades and is like the sweetest honey. Generally they have few close friends and many aquintances but a wide hatred for birthdays (specifically their own)

Person #1: "You are such a child..."
Person #2: "Childe*, I'm positively awesome thank you very much!"
Person #1: *stares fondly* "quite."

by ollivandrr September 27, 2022

Wonder Child

A child who will kill god and rule everything with their pal.

Do not underestimate a Wonder Child, if you do.. the first thing they'll do when they die is kill god and rule the world.

Dead or not, they will find you and torture you like never have done before. Even if you have a kink, you will never enjoy this experience.

Madness: "Don't be sad when I die, because if I do.. I'm killing god."

Larry: "You are a such a wonder child."

Madness: "I know, do you wanna kill god together?"

Larry: "Gladly, let's also steal a few lollipops on the way."

by madno October 5, 2022

universal child care

When you are so broke, you allow ANY person to watch your child. Often at the behest of the State.

Luckily, My wife lined up some Universal Child Care from uncle Rick or else I would have missed golf today

by In the N October 12, 2022