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by green boi pg3d July 8, 2022
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captain birdseye

someone who doesnt shut up, waffles all the time. comes from birdseye potato waffles's mascot.
see hassle loads
Me: jen allen wrecks my head, she never shuts up.

Friend: yeah shes a captain birdseye for sure!
by red_knickers January 5, 2010
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captain

a name for a really hot and sexy person thats also really nice and kind if you know a captain you should give them a hug and tell them you love them! <3
omg your names captain?? youre so cool!
by dip/captain September 27, 2021
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Captain Jackson

It’s a place where people are involved and are happy. It’s also a place where your friends are extremely awkward. That simple
Captain Jackson is a great man and place
by CPO1KM December 23, 2020
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Captain Morgan

The dude that takes control of the parties and festivities . The planner , the organizer, the orchestrator.
I’m gonna Captain Morgan this shit and it’s gonna be epic!
by Midget105 January 12, 2020
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Captain Rim Jaw

An alternative super hero that dwells in the west country of England. Often mistaken for Dustin Diamond or Jerry Seinfeld. His super powers are a very powerful rimming jaw and a throwing arm belieing his otherwise Mr Burns like stature.
"I saw Captain Rim Jaw at Second Bridge last night, he left chocolate sauce everywhere"
by Micky Dolenz May 9, 2022
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Captain Hook

a man, woman, shemale, tranny, or dog with a really curved penis, like Captain Hook's hand
When he pulled down his pants to initiate intercourse, she realized that he has a captain hook, thus had to turn 90 degrees to have sex.
by the rage March 28, 2015
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