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Oldbjorn the canadian 

the one who commands the sex truck division
Oldbjorn the canadian has at least 1 medal, the sex truck medal

Little canadian girl 

Justin Bieber: a canadian boy who looks like a girl, sings like a girl and has a lesbian haircut like Ellen DeGeneres
Fangirl: OMG, Justin Bieber is so hot!!

Any person with common sense: since when are you a pedophile?

Little canadian girl: I AM a boy!

The Canadian Way 

To do something (The Canadian Way) it means to do something confidently calmly and right
Guy1 “Yo he had a nice shot
Guy2 “Yeah he did that The Canadian Way

the Great Canadian fridge 

Place to keep your beer cold during a party in Canada 6-8 months of the year i.e. outside on the patio, deck, porch or terrasse.
"Great party! Where should I put the beer?" "Just put it in the great Canadian fridge."

Wet Canadian 

A term used for when a naked mountie gets on all fours and a naked woman pours maple syrup on his back, then proceeds to climb on top of him and ride him like a slick, syrupy horse.
"Man, that chick at the party last week performed a wet canadian on an off-duty mountie. It was rad."

Fading Canadian 

It is when you politely terminate a relationship by making less and less contact with the other part.
How's it going with that broad, eh?
Meh. She's allright, but I think imma pull a Fading Canadian.