alaskan road dome

Getting bouncy head on a bumpy road reminiscent of those found in AK

Ted: I got some gnarly Alaskan road dome last night

Jimmy: fuck man I didn’t know you took a vacation

by Midnightrooster69 December 20, 2024

alaskan pipeline

When a person takes a shit, freezes it, and then used the frozen fecal matter as a dildo

Man, that Alaskan pipeline was off the chain..

by Wrekt December 27, 2024

Alastair

Is a sweet gentle guy but also a pervert when he gets comfortable, has a nice cock and personality. Such a smart person, the kind of guy that you have to avoid too much contact to not fall in love bc you know he's lowkey more into sex than mutual affection

"i can't belive that im catching feelings for this guy, he got me so horny and confused"
" girll he's such an Alastair"

by Dramaticdeer January 7, 2025

alaska sober

When you give up alcohol but still do other drugs (except smoking weed which is California sober)

My friend doesn’t drink but he’s Alaska sober if you still want to have a good time

by Bobfrig January 28, 2025

Alaskan Popsicle

When a lover finishes onto a rag in below 0 temperatures (so that it is frozen) to which the other loved then consumes the frozen load like a popsicle

Yeah Sarah had my Alaskan Popsicle last night.

by RandomFuckerYouDontKnow47 January 31, 2025

Alaskan Poutine

The act of collecting Smegma, rubbing it on your male genitalia, then pouring diarrhoea on it. The genitalia is the fries, smegma the cheese curds, and diarrhoea the gravy.

“Bro I didn’t have any food at my house so I made some Alaskan Poutine”

by ballbearer2222 January 16, 2026

AlaskanThugleNuts

Where you fart on a old or young man’s balls and Tip and scream Opa and get liquid shit on there cockstrix wal they look like a thug and wear a skimask outside riding it doggy on the snow

“I just AlaskanThugleNuts On this guys cock bro “ -DUDE NO WAY I DID TO I AlaskanThugleNuts him in the anal fartHole

by BiggusDickusJewBlackBalls January 26, 2026