me: What do you feel like doing today?
friend: Anything man, whatever pickles your gherkin.
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red hot chili pickle

An alcoholic shot.

Ingredients:
1.25 oz. Absolut Peppar (chilled, the colder the better)
A drop of Sriracha / Tabasco sauce

Small piece of a Dill Pickle.

Chill the Absolut Peppar & pour into an appropriate shot glass.

Put a small amount of Sriracha or Tabasco on the divot created by the webbing between the Knuckles of your thumb & pointer finger on the backside of your hand (where you would normally place the salt when taking a tequila shot).

The small piece of pickle is ideally used as a chaser. Or,

1. Lick the Sriracha / Tabasco
2. Shoot the vodka
3. Eat the pickle
4. Repeat
Because of his irritable bowel syndrome, it was difficult for Gary to drink red hot chili pickles.
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pickle smoochin freak

Describing someone who loves the cock.
That kid a such a pickle smoochin freak!!
by TheDrunkSays August 19, 2008
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peanut butter pickle dog

"you want a pb&j?"

"naw throw some

PICKLE on a bun fucker with sum mutha Fukin peanut buttah! Make a Peanutbutter pickle dog !"
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To go to extreme measures after being thoroughly frustrated, in a way that will not actually help the situation.
William spent three months trying to beat I Wanna Be The Guy. After dieing every time in the same place for a solid month, he was so fed up that he smashed his keyboard into pieces and threw his computer out the window. This is what it means to shoot a pickle jar into space.
by Haragorn February 23, 2010
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Balls deep in a pickle jar

To be interrupted when extremely busy.
So there I was balls deep in a pickle jar when this guy comes up and asks me where the nearest Wallmart is, so i look at him and say "BUSY FOOL!!!"
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The true religion worshiping the true gods, the deities of pickle. ALL HAIL THY MIGHT PICKLE FOR HE WILL ASSENT FROM THE DILL HELL AND RECLAIM HIS THRONE OF RIGHTEOUSNESS!!! But we shall show mercy to strays and teach them our ways. The straggots will be punished!!!(Look up that word in urban dictionary)
True worshiper: the religion of thy mighty pickle is truly legit

Sinner: please let me go, don’t hurt my family
True worshiper: fine, I will. But thy will suffer a worse punishment for when the pickle of might returns. I gave you chance to save yourself. But you will wait foolish MORTAL

(2 weeks later)
Sinner: ITS A HUGE PICKLE!!! MY KIDNAPPERS WERE RIGHT
Sinner’s wife: we are going to a shelter of pickle worship with my sister and her kids. We will learn the pickle ways and be saved, but we will be servants for a brief amount of time. But that is fair. We are so grateful for there generosity and forgiveness to all.
Sinner’s son: Oh pickle, mighty pickle of the sky, please forgive our dumb ways
Sinner’s other son: We are so grateful for the generosity of the pickle monks and forgiveness to us sinners and strays from might pickle.
Sinner’s daughter: For give us!
(They arrive at the church)

Pickle Monk 2: Hello! Welcome!
Pickle Monk 1: All hail might pickle, for we shall let you into our teaching shelter that was once a Catholic Church
True worshiper: you, sinner, was warned. Now you must face the punishment. But your family will be clean with mighty pickle ness.
The sinner slowly implodes and almost dies a horrible death but survives and must live the rest of their life with the pain

This is a good example of when there is no character limit (:
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