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Dapper Noodle

A play on Danger Noodle that refers to a snake that looks dapper, generally one with a top hat and occasionally a mustache.
“Hey, look at that Dapper Noodle

“Eh, doesn’t look very dapper to me”

*gets bitten*

*dies*

“Serves you right
by Dapper Noodle August 25, 2022
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Pot Noodle

A slang term for the effects of excess consumption of marijuana. Pot = marijuana, noodle = head/brain, thus pot noodle = marijuana head/brain.
Don't even listen to him, he's got pot noodle. It's okay, he'll be fine in the morning.
by falsetokaiba May 9, 2019
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Noodle hair

Simon: man look at his noodle hair.
Tobi: fuckin noodles man.
by It’s me josh June 9, 2020
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noodle neckted

when you have such a big head that it wont stay up straight
I'm trying to do sisters hair and she keeps being noodle neckted.
by James noodle April 21, 2018
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pac noodle

Like a pac mule, but used for roommates
Olivia is my pac noodle, dragging my trash to the trash room.
by lamp shade freezer April 21, 2021
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Milking noodles

To give and or receive a handjob from a hanging position;
To remove spaghetti sauce from a noodle by pinching the top with your fingers and sliding down to get the sauce off.
As she was milking noodles the sauce came out :)
by The real Jacob M October 10, 2021
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Glitter Noodle

This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)

This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.

Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.

Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?
by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle August 4, 2009
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