matt barrese

Matt Barrese he biggest dick ever he's amazing at sex this name gives you the knowledge to give great advice to everyone and you are always right

sex is Matt Barrese Number one best quality

by Matt Barrese April 11, 2017

matt bradley

Libby’s boyfriend, professional hockey player

matt bradley is so poggers

by matt’s dad October 11, 2020

Matt Simon

Commonly known as “Molly Matt”(because he loves molly his gfs name), he’s the sweetest boy who would never touch drugs or alcohol. NEVER. He respects the law and would never do something like public urination. Matt hates fraternities and believes they are no fun and doesn’t want anything to do with partying. He also LOVES black people.

Man1: “Dude it’s Matt Simon!”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”

by OGMiceman February 12, 2024

Matt Siegel

an ugly bunni with stank breath and still in stages of puberty.

The kid s' breath smelled so goddamn bad, like Matt Siegel almost...

by jordanmichaelz February 15, 2018

Matt

Matt is a loyal guy he dosent like being bossed around.When Matt gets mad he totally its off the chart.

Hey do you think thats Matt?Friend:yes cause hes MAD OH NO

by Mat!!!!!!!!! March 9, 2023

Matt first

Meaning Matt goes first

Person 1: You know the saying Matt first? It's like saying ladies first.

by Sealboy654 July 31, 2018

Matt Jones

Matt jones is a very inmature guy, he is known for the being the most annoying kid in school and he is a very skinny guy, who gets swung around when ever he gets in a fight, hes the bitch of every school. hes the type of guy to care for you when your helping him, and only then.

Teenager : Are you that little bitch everyone talks about

Matt Jones: Shut up I fucked your mom

Teenager : say that one more time

Matt Jones: Im sorry, im your bitch

by Factual fate September 12, 2022