by ur favorite person- George Was November 23, 2021
Matt, you are stinky and funny and you are super duper cute and you are nice and you remind me of a monkey.🐒
Matt is a monkey
by johndoe23789 February 07, 2025
Just a straight-forward decent guy
Girl 1: Hey, have u seen Matt?
Guy who wants the girl but cant have her because she is looking for a Matt: No
Guy who wants the girl but cant have her because she is looking for a Matt: No
by Pengting called Maddison August 31, 2021
That kid sitting behind you in the car with a massive shlong and has the dankest of personality. He tends to lick his fingers when your not looking for good luck
by Rankingcock August 17, 2021
A guy who thinks hes a n amazing parent but is actually terrible at being a parent and is not a good person
by bluesoap March 26, 2023
Matt
by Realtor Joe December 31, 2020
Chiseled out of stone, a lone warrior walks out of the mist. Bro is the character model for perfection. He has 3 inch tall brown flowing hair and he's jacked asl and wears a good vibes hoodie and drinks zoa in the rock shoes. He has no game and it astonishes the most stoic of men.
Girl 1: I love matt but i'm too scared cuz he probably has so much play.
Matt: Please i'm desperate i can bench like 3x my body weight
boy 3: he has massive balls
Girl 1: Ok, I will go suck them
Matt: Please i'm desperate i can bench like 3x my body weight
boy 3: he has massive balls
Girl 1: Ok, I will go suck them
by townandorcountry April 23, 2023