canadian tennis

search any dictionary for "hockey"

Ehhh, we playing some some canadian tennis today ehhh.

by ToolHandle December 4, 2017

Sweaty Canadian

Just like the Peruvian sweaty ball trick but with maple syrup.

She had low blood sugar so I saved her life using the Sweaty Canadian.

by BorisFitton July 21, 2022

Canadian

A person from a country that doesn't exist called Canada. Everything that is in Canada or own by a Canadian is made of snow (Canadians can't feel cold). Also extremely nice people that will say sorry for anything, even if there is no need to say sorry. What Canadians eat for breakfast is mostly pancakes with maple syrup, for a snack they will mostly eat kechup chips, for lunch they will eat some poutine, dinner is Canadian Bacon with maple syrup and for desert it's maple syrup after its put in snow and freezez. Canadians play hockey with beavers, moose, and Canadian Geese, yep we have our own geese. Also canadians say "eh" a lot.

Canadian: "eh bud you wanna go to the rink play some hockey, maybe get a Iced Capp at Tim Hortons after?"
American:"Um su-"
Canadian:"sorry for cutting you off there just wanted to give you this maple syrup"
American: *tries to run away but freezez

canadian: "SORRY"

by Bear stuck in zoo March 6, 2019

Canadian Anal

When you fuck your partner in the ass from the front.

"Debbie, it's just so much more intimate when Daryl takes my ass while looking me in the eyes."
"Canadian Anal? It's the best."

by Funky Butt Lovin' 68 October 23, 2019

Canadian Penis

Just a vagina… because men from Canada doesn’t have penises.

Hey bro I heard you have a Canadian Penis.
That’s pretty knarly.

by Dr. Don Keedic December 23, 2021

Canadian Huby

THE SEXIEST MAN OF ALL TIME. HE IS SO MAJESTIC AND PERFECT. HE IS A GOUROU.

Everyone on earth: "IS THAT CANADIAN HUBY?????????"
Canadian Huby: "Yes it's me"
Everyone on earth: "LET US HUG YOU OUR GREAT GOUROU"

by La Creatura 52 February 21, 2024

Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

by bit125 March 6, 2022