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[Shwulzeug] , [Willy-Benz]

English Definition

This could be anything from an old shity bus that drives terribly to a bus or car or plane or anyother transport that doesn't arrive in time. IF your car breakes down or the bus is delayed for 30 min. + it automaticaly becomes a Shwulzeug - meanning Gay Apparatus. Small city cars driven by big strong men also are defined as Shwulzeug, Willy Benz vehicles.


German Definition
Die Art Transportmittel, die zwischen den Stationen sich zu langsam bewegt und zu viel Zeit verliert und deshalb immer zu spaet kommt. Die Fahrt in solch eine Maschine ist sehr unagenehm. Fast alle transportmaschienen koennen Schwulzeuge sein - von Autos bis zur Flugzeuge und Kreuzschiffe.
English Example 1:
-My dad bought an old Folkswagen that bearly moves, It's
a real Shwulzeug , Willy-Benz

English Example 2:
Dude 1-Dude, did you see that big hairy man with the Peugeot 206 that just drove by.
Dude 2-LOL! That's a Willy Benz with a fairy driver.

German Example 1:
Der alte VW meines Vaters leuft kaum noch. So ein Schwulzeug hab ich noch nie gesehn!

German Example 2:
Mein Gott! Guck mal dort! Das Auto, das der grosse haarige Mann fehrt! Ist das ein Audi?
Nein man, das ist ein Schwulzeug!
by Viko and Tony October 17, 2008
mugGet the [Shwulzeug] , [Willy-Benz]mug.

willy waddle

Jack peformed and act of willy waddle much to his six year old daughters consern
by Absolute belta August 24, 2016
mugGet the willy waddlemug.

Willis

Just, you know. Willis i guess. Nothing else
Willis i just Willis you know
by Hamish_Hambo March 3, 2019
mugGet the Willismug.

Fine Line Willy

Someone who is skilled in their craft and pays extra attention to the tiny details of their work with immense pride and carefulness.
Wow! Look at Adam’s tattoos- he’s a true Fine Line Willy.
by FineLineWilly July 9, 2020
mugGet the Fine Line Willymug.

willie c

Willie C is ABSOLUTELY an asshole asshole asshole! one minute you think that he loves you, and the next he's scrolling through Tindr looking for "wife material". when you first met him, you thought his lip tattoo was naughty and alluring. but after a night of drinking and aggressive friend-zoning, you remember that he is just a phony attention whore from Hampton. even though you h8 him, you can't break things off because he claims to have good tongue skills, and he also has a lot of bud. moms nut over him.
mom: honey, that maroon tour guide was soooo cute! maybe you should go to school here and date him...???!!!
prospective student: shut UP mom be cool, you're embarrassing me!

prospective student's older sister: don't EVEN think about it. i know that type. cute but a heartbreaker. classic willie c. NEVER go home with one.
by dawg99 December 11, 2017
mugGet the willie cmug.

Willy Torpedo

When my dog has a lot of energy and runs around a room.
My dog turned into a Willy Torpedo as he ran around the living room for 5 minutes.
by EndarJokinHazrd June 26, 2022
mugGet the Willy Torpedomug.

Willis

Secretly a loving man, hardass exterior but a teddy bear interior. Hurts the people he loves and regrets it for the rest of his life.
Hey man what's wrong with her?

She met a Willis
by Emerald💙 July 14, 2025
mugGet the Willismug.

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