Matt

But is a word and if you add t it makes butt. I say, add a t to anything? It means butt. Mat+t=Matt Matt=Butt

Dude: I’m going to poop Dude 2: ok. By the way your poop is going to come out of your Matt

by I’m on here because I’m bored June 10, 2021

Matt parke

the best man on earth, he’s sexy and handsome just like his younger brother. Always down at the brothel for a shag!

Your such a Matt parke xoxo
stop being such a matt parke hehe

by Matt parke May 26, 2021

Twat-Matt

A scenario where a single person, with a God Complex, tries to obliterate a highly skilled team of successful people, in front of management, with completely made up bullshit, zero fact or sense behind it, to hide their own lack of knowledge.

I had a complete Twat-Matt day, now I need a large beer….

by anonymous August 22, 2024

Matt Walsh

A UFO enthusiast

I've heard Matt Walsh believes that aliens built the pyramids

by Eushshtb October 2, 2024

Vegas Matt

The biggest gambling YouTube channel that mainly features Vegas Matt himself, his son EJ, and WBG (World's Best Gambler)

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ALSO Where the phrase "Sando" originated from

Oh look it's Vegas Matt at his favorite slot machine Happy And Prosperous

by Beedu13 December 15, 2024

Matt

A guy who when you meet him will tell you that he is a sure thing, and then he will proceed to be the least sure thing ever in your life. He will tell you that you are special and rare and then make you feel like the most worthless nothing ever. He will make things up and lie to you just to avoid you. He wants nothing to do with you and will make that very clear. He will tell you that meeting you was the worst ten seconds of his life and that he would rather die than ever meet you again. Matt will seem to be different at first, but he is just like any other guy. He will break your heart into a million pieces and then stomp on it for no reason other than the fact that you liked him.

When I met Matt, he was one of the only guys who talked to me like I was a human being. I thought I liked him, but he started talking to me like I was a 2 dollar hooker. He traumatized me with the way he spoke to me.

by Missing December 21, 2024

Matt

That one transgender person that was once a dude and has like crazy knowledge on naval history.

Chad: Yo! Matt! Which naval admiral took a shit on March 3, 1934?

Matt: Uh... Vice Admiral Freaky McShit did that. It was a long 6 hour dump as well.

Chad: What da hell...

by PizzaGuy2711 December 25, 2024