Bacon Vagina 

A vagina that contains and/or smells like bacon as to attract thousands of male suitors even though the female makes zero effort towards these suitors. These men will later go on to worship the female for her bacon vagina, but the female will soon grow bored and move on to another unbelievably attractive mate.
Believed at first to be a myth, the bacon vagina has proven it's existence in both works of fiction and reality. In the HBO series "Sex and the City" it is believed that the character Carrie Bradshaw had a bacon vagina. This of course explains how she consistently attracted gorgeous and rich guys despite looking like a horse and being a little crazy.
It is also a requirement for the female in the series "The Bachelorette" to have a bacon vagina. This causes the male suitors to work up a frenzy on camera which leads to the show's success.
Unfortunately at this time there is no surgery that can help a woman gain a bacon vagina. There are rumors of a new topical spray that will provide bacon vagina qualities. This spray is currently being tested with the assistance of numerous sororities across the United States.

"Of course she is dating him, she has a bacon vagina."
"There goes another bacon vagina."
"She gets everything with that bacon vagina."

Bacon Vagina by katgub October 24, 2012

Double-Jointed Vagina 

Whereas a normal woman's vagina can only take so much punishment before becoming sore, a woman with a "double-jointed" vagina can have sex with multiple partners (4+) throughout the day with no ill effects.

Person 1: Where's Carrie?

Person 2: She is still in her room with her third guy of the day. Number four is on his way in an hour or so.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, Carrie has such a double-jointed vagina!

Person 2: I know, right?!

Double-Jointed Vagina by Purdue Mansack October 26, 2009

JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA 

A VAGINA THAT GETS A GRIP ON YOUR COCK AND DOESN'T LET IT GO UNTIL YOU, NEED OXYGEN AND A COCK TOW TRUCK TOGET YOUR COCK OUT OF THERE.. HOLDS YOU LIKE THE JAWS OF LIFE FOR A HARD COCK.

HOLY SHIT, MY FRIEND FUCKED HIS GIRL FRIEND, SHE HAS THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA, THAT VAGINA WAS SO TIGHT AROUND HIS COCK WE HAD TO POUR WESSON OIL TO GET HIM FREE OF THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA. WOOT!! WOOT!!

JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA by ROACHES October 16, 2012

hyna from another vagina

female version of "brother from another mother".

Since she is female and a good friend, she's my hyna from another vagina.

hyna from another vagina by shoopspawn October 7, 2012

Puffy vagina 

A puffy vagina is a nice meaty pussy - it doesn't always have to have meat curtains (otherwise known as large hanging labia-majora skin flopping out. A puffy vagina can be puffy like the pillsbury doh boy. A little cushion and more meat is never a bad thing. A puffy vagina is a rare delicacy and should be treated like a desert to anyone having a taste.

"Man she had a nice puffy vagina, her outer lips had some thickness - it looked like a plump peach"

Puffy vagina by Man_handler April 21, 2018

sand in your vagina

complaning about things that do not matter. letting the littlest things bother you.

I don't see what the big deal is with the tie breaker. We can just vote on it in the offseason. A lot of members of the "Endless Drama" and "South Jersey Fantasy Football League" need to clean the sand in your vagina

sand in your vagina by HotNDangerous October 13, 2009

lead vagina 

A feeling that many girls get when they are on their period. It feels like your vagina is made out of lead and is so heavy that it is being weighed down which results in you feeling like you have to sit with your vagina as low to the ground as possible. It is extremely uncomfortable.

Hol: "Crap guys, I think I just started my period."

Mar: "Oh no girl! That sucks!"

Autumn: "Besta hope you don't get that lead vagina"

lead vagina by mebby August 3, 2012