I’ll be a monkey’s uncle

The speaker is so certain of a claim that if he is wrong, he will allow a negro to inseminate his sister.

If I can’t finish this keg stand, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

by Special Guest Star August 29, 2022

great-uncle

Grandparent's brother.

great-uncle.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

The Uncle Larry

4 shots of rhy splash of Pepsi

When your down in the dumps and nothings going right, just make and The Uncle Larry and everything will be alright!

by The Uncle Larry August 9, 2015

Uncle Colon

Otherwise known as colin, "aka colon " a shifty character that is turdy at times.

Quick its uncle colon,..meow meow.. its uncle...

by chicken likka September 27, 2023

Uncle Uh-Oh

Coined by Jacksfilms in his Royalty Free Christmas Songs part seven its a gentler name for "racist uncle Joe" who holds prejudices and believes evry Facebook conspiracy theory he comes across and makes evry family gathering awkward.

Did anyone give uncle uh-oh the zoom call link

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Uncle Chris

The boss at work thats friends with everyone and you all call him Uncle Chris

Hey uncle Chris thanks for giving that Sunday shift off

by 256steveb January 25, 2022

Uncle Tucker

An "Uncle Tucker" is a term usually used to describe a dumb American who blindly supports their country and military and dickrides it to an extreme extent, usually getting extremely defensive at any criticism towards the USA.

"That redneck got mad at me for criticizing the military again, what an Uncle Tucker."

by Benadelian March 26, 2024