Uncle

The creepy old man that stares at you during the family reunions

Uncle Tommy please don’t touch me there

by GoodAtExplaining August 26, 2020

Uncle

A word that means imminant danger and despare.

UNCLE NO PLEASE DONT RAPE ME!

by Hdhdjdssampgishrur June 09, 2023

Uncles

A sigma male invests into uncles for more wealth and success.

"did you see john? He has 13 uncles and none of them lost value!"

by Sussy nigga April 15, 2022

Uncle

a huge pedophile who rapes ur mom and dad when they r sleeping and puts a hint of cum in there mouth,
after ur parents wake up they lick there lips and suck each others asses

u r a uncle lololololol

by IAMTHEONEANDONLYUNCLWHORAPEDU June 10, 2020

Uncles

William is the best Uncle in the world, that's a fact! Google it!

Williams are the best Uncles in the world, Google it!

by William-The-Best-Uncle! January 01, 2021

Uncle

Uncle 1. A sexy mature man that all the females want to invite into their bedroom and do naughty things to.

Example - Heads up girl, Uncle Alert ! The things I'd do him.

by Eightiesgirl May 13, 2020

Uncle

A pimp for the Van Der Linde gang. Suffers from terminal LUMBAGO.

He is Uncle to no one.

Quotes:
"It's the lumbago, if I overdo it I'll get a relapse"
"Oh you don't Build a Barn DUMBASS! What do you think this is 1785?"
"In my youth I was known as the One Shot Kid!"

by Tcheez09 July 29, 2024