A touch of the kissys 

An affliction that someone has when they demonstrate a megalomanic tendancy to use and abuse their (normally limited) power at will.

*** You were kicked from #SomeChannel by SomeHitler (Hahaha)

<You> Sigh, looks like someone's suffering from a touch of the kissys.

A touch of the kissys by enemy of the state October 9, 2005

touchdown jeff 

the phrase used to describe jeffs ability to score many touchdowns. it is rumored that defenders are scared to tackle him or just cant get their arms around his large glutes. they may also be mesmorized by the jiggling of his hamstrings.

guy 1-and another td for touchdown jeff!
guy 2- no man that was fatassler.

touchdown jeff by fatassler34 February 7, 2010

National Touch Minors Day 

The "National Touch Minors Day" is a day when you can touch a person anywhere no matter the age.

This day is 14th April so get ready to be legally allowed to touch a minor

Policeman: "You're going jail for touching a minor"
Man: "But its National Touch Minors Day"
Policeman: "Fair enough you're good to go"

National Touch Minors Day by Instagram: @maxsimms_ May 25, 2018

national touch my boob day 

national touch my boob day is on march 28th. On this day you have permission to touch anyone’s boob.

elosie:*touches her friends boob*

alice:”wot are u doing”
eloise:”it’s national touch my boob day mate”
alice:”Oh...”

national touch my boob day by Bitchcreator April 4, 2019

Out Of Touch 

An emo-punk band from Haywards Heath england.... www.out-of-touch.net

"Yo man... I went to the Out Of Tocuh gig last night....."

Out Of Touch by Anonymous June 1, 2003

Touch the Sun 

To 'Touch the Sun' is to get so high on an intoxicant/s that you feel like you can touch the sun.

Sam: Man, lets take all the shit we have and touch the sun!

Phill: Fuck yeah, I want to burn my hands off!

Touch the Sun by Mr_Warz February 24, 2009

Touch tit tuesday 

Every second Tuesday you get to touch the others sex breasts

Can’t wait till touch tit Tuesday cause I wanna touch some tits

Touch tit tuesday by Pusydestroyer69 October 1, 2019