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salty

I can't believe that Dominos gave me sausage when I ordered bacon. This is making me so salty.
by Sgy October 20, 2016
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Salty

Stanley: Hey, could I ask you a question?

Tiffany: What?

Stanley: Could you maybe stop consistently talking to your friends? It's becoming a very annoying habit of yours. Some of us are actually trying to pass high school and not fail like your pregnancy test.

Tiffany: Fuck off!

Stanley: No need to be Salty.
by GrammarQueen August 23, 2017
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Salty juice box

She is being a salty juice box for no reason
by It’s brittney February 26, 2019
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salty hagedorne

when you tip the filter of a cigarette from a friends pack of smokes in your pee hole after you piss and put it back in their pack, the face they make when they taste the salt is called the "salty Hagedorne".
that was rude, he did not really know the guy and he gave him a salty hagedorne.
by ruby 2002 April 15, 2017
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Salty Cunt

Emma Manning, you know the pregnant one.
Dude fuck that salty cunt she was being a huge bitch.
by Salty Cunt August 19, 2019
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Salty

The act of leaving salt behind in whatever you do...
Did you see that Special Hazards Guy?! He’s so salty he doesn’t even need to shovel his driveway in the winter...
by Salty31 May 31, 2018
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Salty

When he gets married, the "almighty government" is gonna feel pretty salty.
by FieroGT80 July 11, 2022
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