Jordan bates

A big black curry muncher.

You look like a Jordan bates.

by Jordanlikeskids May 28, 2024

Jordan

A Jordan is a fucking GOD walking amongst utter scum

“He’s such a legend, he must be a Jordan!”

by Absolutelegend November 22, 2021

Jordan

SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE WILL AGREE TO GO TO DENNY'S WHENEVER PROBABLY AN ELECTRICAL ENGINEER AND A NERD

"Hey Jordan, you wanna go to Denny's?"
*Jordan cries*

by roxanneisatdennys June 7, 2022

jordan

a beautiful boy with typically dark brown hair and beautiful eyes that can draw you in, beautiful long eyelashes that even sometimes you can get jealous of.., he seems like a stuck up person at first but when you get to know him and his past it all really makes up for everything and you start to see the true and real him, a beautiful boy who just needs to be held, starting to feel a nuture for him. he’s hardworking and never had to chase girls, for they chased him, a handsome smile and he’s usually always playful and fun to be around. very protective and knows what is his.

“look at jordan over there… he’s been so quiet recently “

by kindaconfused November 21, 2023

jordan

blonde and always depressed and loves bleach.

i'm a jordan

by jojo1559 February 1, 2018

Jordan Junior

a Asian boy that likes chicken, and likes transformers.

"Wow, Jordan Junior sure likes chicken."

by sxwedcrfvtgbynhujminuhybgtvfrc June 12, 2017

Jordan Ofsink

He is a very cute kid who has a lot of stubble on his face and is always shaving. He loves to poop and not wipe his butt. He is very attractive man and all the girls love him. He goes to retro gym everyday with his friends. He is getting huge every single day and uses creatine. He drives a Honda accord and picks up mad women. He loves to drive in sport mode because that is very cool and chicks dig it

OMG!!! Is that Jordan Ofsink the cutest kid in Syosset High School

by Black default skin March 10, 2022