When waiting in line to cash out, you get a raging, awkward erection. You don't want to lose your place in line, so you just pray that the cashier doesn't notice.
When Dan saw his sisters hot little friend at Walmart, he had one hell of a log-jam to contend with.
by Eggfarticus May 24, 2017
Get the Log-jammug. Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
by P73 Fox May 31, 2025
Get the Floor Jammug. I ain’t even peep her mom calling her phone I was ’in my jam’ clapping her
I ain’t even peep the score. I was ‘in my jam’ cookin y’all boyz
I just needa get in my jam and I’ll be straight
I ain’t even peep the score. I was ‘in my jam’ cookin y’all boyz
I just needa get in my jam and I’ll be straight
by Northfac3 November 30, 2020
Get the In My Jammug. by Mustache cashstash December 13, 2020
Get the jam in a quickiemug. The act of cutting off the top and bottom of a peanut butter jar still full and crossing swords threw it and then eating it
Big mike:remember when we were Cross jamming last night?
Big bob:yeah it was great!
Big mike: it sure was delicious.
Big bob:yeah it was great!
Big mike: it sure was delicious.
by BIG BINGO June 19, 2011
Get the Cross jammingmug. Jam’s are midgets and will end up with cancer. They can be very annoying and act like narcissists all the time. They end up fat and alone with their 3 inch hardy.
by evilbunnylord August 22, 2018
Get the Jammug. by Jim Winston November 10, 2011
Get the squashed jam donutmug.