hug your dad day

14th December is national hug your dad day!

“I’m going to hug my dad today”

“Why?”
“Because it’s national hug your dad day”

by AJAJAJAK aka,ab December 13, 2020

ur dad lesbian lol

The comeback for when somebody says ur mom gay lol. This will counter them and end their useless life.

Some gay bloke: “Oi, ur mom gay lol”
Me: ur dad lesbian lol”

Some gay bloke: *dies*

by ur clapped May 10, 2018

West Virginia Step Dad

When you cum in a girls mouth and she makes out with someone within 20 minutes of said cumming.

I totally did a West Virginia Step Dad to my roommate.

by niggerjim28 May 29, 2013

my dads condom broke

This is the reason why I exist

Some time years ago.....

Dad: let's have sex
Mom: okeee
Dad: condom broke
Me years later: why did my dads condom broke?

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

Just like your dad

A type of insult used by many to convey the message the other person has, no dad. Even if it may be false.

Another use of this includes highlighting that something or someone is acting, like your dad.

It can be used basically anywhere at any time. Can be expanded into Just like your dad...hit you, bashed you, killed you.

Example 1:

Person 1: Hey dude. Where is Jeff?

Person 2: Idk man, he went missing a while ago...
Person 1: Just like your dad! :DD

Another Example:

Person 1: Dude, I'm going invis.

Person 2: Just like your dad!

Person 1: Really dude? You suck.

Person 2: Just like your dad!

Person 1: Frik you I'm leaving...

Person 2: Just like your dad...

by SAVE ME FROM A KAREN PLZ August 2, 2020

i fucked ur dad

the insult of all insults to make any grown man cry
this insult is so severe that it has been known to give people panic attacks and put people in comas, and in some cases even death

todd: how was your day
larry: i fucked ur dad
todd: {instant coma}

by lanky nonse 68 September 24, 2021

Ur dad’s wife is a dyke

Worse insult of all time when said the earth and everyone on it explodes.

1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur sister a mister
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. Well, your family tree lgbt
2. Fuck you! Your family reunion is a homosexual communion
1. Do make me do it
2. Do it Pussy
1. YOUR DAD’S WIFE IS A DYKE

2 and Everything else explodes

by JacksonFucksYourMom May 18, 2018