Turkey Trunk

When you stick your chode in the thanks giving turkey and using your own ingredients as the stuffing.

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Turkey in the Freezer

I put the turkey in the freezer before coming here

Honey, we better get home so we can put the turkey in the freezer.

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A tool used to inject living turkeys with often radioactive chemicals, usually transforming them into rabid beasts.

"I got myself a turkey beaster for Thanksgiving this year. Unfortunately, the turkey got loose and is now going on a murderous rampage in an Arby's."

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when a guy literally swings his testicles around

i turkey jiggled last night my watching lesbian massage porn, it was great you know turkey jiggling

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A turkey run is a very long run in a team until the whole team pukes. It is done before or after Christmas dinner

Yere unfit after dinner. Time for a turkey run

turkey run by Stephenlaw December 19, 2016

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Turkey by Bobholit February 13, 2017

" bro turn around."
(looks at girls butt)
"Dayum she got a turkey!!)

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