Lard Tits

The excessive over hanging of fat on one's pectorlis majoris and surronding area

I thought i was fat but that guy has full blown lard tits

by animaldrummer234 November 14, 2011

Tit Surfing

Fastforwarding through shitty, low budget Netflix movies and only watching scenes with topless girls.

Rob, Jake, and I had bad luck tit surfing "Casting Couch" because we only saw one pair of tits.

by Ekaj and Bor November 11, 2013

Ninja-tits

A women who has a flat chest

Did you see her? Where’s her tits? She got ninja-tits!

by TheDeathlyVirus February 11, 2018

Shit For Tit

Giving nothing, or something much lesser then what is given to you. Comes from a woman giving a guy sexual pleasure, and he giving nothing back.

"Dude I'll trade you my sandwich for those cookies."
"Man, thats shit for tit."

Also can be said and/or is related to shit for your tit

by K-Yarn December 6, 2012

Male tits

If you know any Andrews, they probably have them

Andrew has male tits

by Hi489 December 3, 2018

tits of leisure

Man boobs. Created when a man is lazy, doesn't work out and probably eats too much fast food. Men with tits of leisure should consider wearing a bro. See also moobs.

Gregory should not wear such tight shirts because his tits of leisure are so out of control.

Josh may want to think about hitting the gym more often to tone up his tits of leisure.

by Man Chin January 19, 2008

tit feeder

A word used to describe an infant who has yet to be weaned.

If someone doesn't feed that tit feeder, it'll never stop crying!

by Tu Madre Es Muy Bien December 13, 2007