Taylor Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike (or like) of Taylor Swift to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason. (Mostly seen in grown men and women who previously had indifferent opinions on the artist)
Symptoms may include:
Heart palpations
Thinking in Taylor Swift lyrics
Craving pumpkin spice
Posting online rants
Sacrificing voodoo replica dolls of swift haters
Symptoms may include:
Heart palpations
Thinking in Taylor Swift lyrics
Craving pumpkin spice
Posting online rants
Sacrificing voodoo replica dolls of swift haters
"Did you hear about Maiko? They put her on a 72 hr lock down because of her Taylor Derangement Syndrome!"
"Why is everyone fighting about Taylor?!"
"I think they have TDS! "
"Omg I would die for Taylor. I spent my entire life savings on bleacher seats!! In my broke era!!"
"Bitch, you might have TDS"
"Why is everyone fighting about Taylor?!"
"I think they have TDS! "
"Omg I would die for Taylor. I spent my entire life savings on bleacher seats!! In my broke era!!"
"Bitch, you might have TDS"
by Maiko182022 October 8, 2023
Get the Taylor Derangement Syndromemug. When your girlfriend severely wrongs to and so you fake like you're about to propose to her in front of and audience, then expose the hoe and dump her ass!
Bro 1: "Hey man, did you hear what happened to Keith?"
Bro 2: "Yeah! He found out his girl was sleeping around and fucking Pulled a Taylor! That guys a savage!"
Bro 2: "Yeah! He found out his girl was sleeping around and fucking Pulled a Taylor! That guys a savage!"
by IMAprofessional July 11, 2016
Get the Pulled a Taylormug. A Whitman is a man who typically grew up on a farm and is obsessed with tractors and planes. He will have his pilot’s liscense by the age of 16 but will not have a driver’s liscense until he is 21. He has no type of intelligence and is dumber than a shit-covered rock. His laugh sounds like a broken down tractor trying to start.
by LazyTractor November 7, 2018
Get the Whitman Taylormug. by Big TR October 24, 2019
Get the Taylor Swiftmug. an outages boy from sunderland (uk)
by Outrages November 29, 2016
Get the John Taylormug. by Ok im bored ok lmao September 27, 2019
Get the Taylormug. She is the complete definition of KPOP trash. Constantly on crack, like never stops. Often found crying over a bowl of cereal, as she is stressed about her life in general. Never really know how to approach as she doesn't like skinny white guys who rev their engine in Tesco car park at 3AM. Not only is she a pleasure to be around, she is a stone cold bitch also.
by sksksksksksksksksksksksksk March 29, 2019
Get the Jade Taylormug.