sleep token

after hearing one song, the listener is awarded their first sleep token — which instantly unlocks delusions of spiritual enlightenment, emotional depth, and cult membership.

Side effects include:

Calling concerts “rituals.”

Referring to the singer only as “Vessel.”

Crying under LED lights and thinking it’s sacred.

Believing genre whiplash is proof of divine artistry.

Translation:
You heard a sad metal song and now think you’re on a higher plane. Congrats on your sleep token. Go touch some grass.

“Poobah listened to The Summoning once, got his first sleep token, and now he calls showers ‘cleansing rituals’ and refers to the vocalist as ‘The Vessel.’”

by justskin May 18, 2025

Sleep Central

Someone who is constantly sleeping around, and hooking up with random people.

Wow Jackson is just sleep central. He lets anyone slip it in. 🙄

by CUMWHORECOOKIE March 2, 2024

Sleep Train

When a chick with braces gives you such good top you fall asleep right after.

1: She gave me such good top i fell asleep before I could leave
2: Doesn't she have braces?
1 and 2: SLEEP TRAIN! Choo Choo

by SOULAX22 March 19, 2020

Tactical sleeping aid

Aka TSA. Is a bear or moose teddy for an adult aged above 30 years old. Who uses this teddy to sleep with at night.

Hay Joanna you need a Tactical sleeping aid to improve you sleep at night.

by Witch man July 16, 2022

sleep

something Troy students don't ever get

Those poor Troy students never get any sleep!

by Towmato November 9, 2021

Sleep Noob

A novice at the fine art of rest. Often characterized by their inability to properly wrap themselves in a duvet or blanket, leading to a 3 a.m. wrestling match with tangled sheets. Their sleep setup looks like a crime scene where the blanket has escaped, and they’ve somehow managed to twist themselves into a human pretzel. They wake up with the grace of a confused giraffe, suffering from neck and back pain that defies all logic. The sleep noob will spend a solid 15 minutes hitting snooze, only to fall asleep again and accidentally nap through their alarm, proving they still have much to learn in the realm of sleep mastery.

You are such a sleep noob, you don't even know how to get toasty in bed

by coolkidksater January 1, 2025

Sleep

An unknown entity

“Hey man….I think you need to get some Sleep…you look like you need it”….

“Who’s Sleep?”

by Underquale December 19, 2023