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sausage boner

when a males penis is erect. It resembles a link of a sausage beacuse of its spots and discoloration.
Slade Patterson's sausage boner
by amilio October 2, 2006
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vegetarian sausage

A vegetarian sausage can describe a "vegetarian person" who wants to eat meat, and buys "meatlike products" made out of plant material. Why call yourself a vegetarian if you're going to buy products named after meat that is made up of plant life? Cuz you're a "Vegetarian Sausage".
This means you can refer to people as a "vegetarian sausage", if they eat "fake meat" made out of plant products. This is the hypocritical high point, because vegetarians who eat "fake meat" really want " real meat", but can't eat it because they cringe about the animal dying, so they just eat "fake meat", such as a "vegetarian sausage".

Point: If a vegetarian wants to be a true "non-eat eater" vegetarian, why do they try to make "meat" out of vegetables? BTW: Studies have shown that plants actually feel injuries, and recoil from "pain". Plants have feelings, too, you know!

If you're trying to "mask" the fact you want real meat by eating vegetarian sausages, "burgers", "jerkey" "eggs" etc made out of plants, you plainly are a "vegetarian sausage"! (A person who says they are vegetarian, but eats food named after real meat).
by Rurik The Vred October 21, 2011
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sausage fest

when a guy with a teckniquely smaller dick puts it into someones huge dick's penis hole
oh man, i wish he was here so we could have a sausage fest

mmmm. i love friday nights.. dad makes sausages ;)
by mr mobilio September 26, 2010
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Phatty Sausage

A party of all dudes and no chicks. Can also consist of a huge dick but be said in a more respectable manner.
Screw this party its a phatty sausage fest.

I thought this party was going to have some hotties here, lets leave this phatty sausage.
by Gianni Licari June 22, 2006
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greasy as a jesse jones sausage

being broke as hell,bumming,being a mooch...also known as being greasy
That motherfucker is bumming change,he's greasier than a jesse jones sausage.Damn that dude is always bumming cigarettes,he's greasy as a jesse jones sausage
by ncdeadhead November 19, 2011
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cock sausage

A bad nasty person
Someone who you do not like
A person who constantly does stupid things
Quite being a cock sausage.
Man is Andrew a cock sausage.
by prankfurter November 7, 2003
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