you are salty 

You are salty

You are salty today

you are salty by Bolsonaro October 14, 2020

Porn-Salty 

A description of uber-salty food that triggers a gag reflex, producing the predicament of wether to spit or swallow the contents in your mouth.

"Since this restaurant changed their chefs, the chicken sandwich is just Porn-Salty."

"Damn that chip dip is porn-salty!"

Porn-Salty by TPHM September 3, 2013

uber salty 

When Norwegian men misbehave and spill too many secrets they are "uber-salty".

"Karl is uber salty when he drinks tequila, he tells everyones secrets like it ain't no thang"

uber salty by K8h8r November 24, 2013

A Salty Dennison 

A man baby that gets upset and salty when everything is his fault. One who cannot take responsibility for things going wrong.

Ricky, your being a salty dennison, seriously, stop being a vagina and admit its your fault!

A Salty Dennison by yvey October 13, 2016

The Salty Volcano 

When you cum after 6 months

John hadn't wanked for six months, when he finally did he produced the salty volcano

The Salty Volcano by Crackingopenacoldonewththeboys July 15, 2017

Chocolate Salty Balls 

A sexual act between consenting adults which starts with a man's testicles being covered with chocolate pudding and sprinkled with salt. At which point the man's partner will lick/suck the coating clean off.

May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.

Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls...
Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck em!!

Chocolate Salty Balls by ChuckInDuuupps December 2, 2017

a salty pirate 

Someone that shafts you on a deal

Gazza got a deal for two prosties for the price of one. However one had a bad case of scurvy and herpies. Grazza got a salty pirate.

a salty pirate by Ethan rumball May 3, 2018