sofabating

the act of masturbating on the sofa

I was sofabating at my friends house while his mom was doing laundry.

by new webster August 20, 2011

Sofistified

1. Being punched to the point where your face is made to look more sophisticated.

That guy was so dumb looking I punched his face until it was sofistified I felt I could learn from it.

by Unsophistified November 24, 2011

Soft Serve Status

When a larger female (or occasionally male) is squeezed into pants so tight that she has muffin top to such an incredible degree that she resembles a cone of soft serve ice cream.

Wow, that girl should really stick to sweat pants...Those skinny jeans really push her into soft serve status.

by Yantzee October 23, 2012

Soft Legs

Soft legs is a phrase used to describe women . As to describing Men as Hard legs

Hey dude what you doing later tonight? Nothing Major Just Chill With Some Soft Legs

by ambs18 September 8, 2013

sofaudi

When a person or thing is hot, or super fine

Damn, he is sofaudi

by bdrm2 December 23, 2013

sofier

A person who is successful in all they do. And will be a good parent.

Man, do I wish I had a sofier!

by branniepooh January 15, 2014

soft splash

The act of ejaculating while flaccid.

"I was about to fuck this bad bad last night until I soft splashed in my pants while I was eating her out."

by SplashMountain February 3, 2014