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hot pink russian earmuffs

The act of ejaculating in your partners ear canal (usually after pulling out while getting oral sex)while wearing a hot pink fannypack and then locking your partner outside of the house on a cold day.
by Pink Princess June 18, 2006
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(Let's just call it Ricks (RKES) for short) The form of love making in which you and your partner have sex inside of a giant Russian coat with jumper cables attached to each others nipples, as well has riding a slip and slide at the same time.
Guy 1: My girl wanted to do the Russian Kangaroo Electric Slide. Psht, yeah, like i'm gonna put jumper cables on my nips.
by IRHMP August 27, 2016
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piss like a russian racehorse

When you have to piss badly like a Russian Racehorse
I gotta piss like a Russian Racehorse.
by Tappenmehard25 March 3, 2017
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russian mail order bride

little russian female whores with bug eyes that use males for their money and dont really love them.
they are only in the relationship for security, gifts, and sex.
sometimes the russian even wishes the male that "purchased" her is someone else and tries to change him into who she wants him to be.
Dude! I found this hot russian mail order bride looking girl, shes so hot! She even picks out my clothes for me and makes me buy her things. She must love me!
by Trampy Tina October 25, 2006
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Underhanded Mustard Russian

A crappy throw, toss, etc., where the person tossing the object misjudges the throw and completely misses the intended recipient, target, etc.
Lorenzo: "T-Bone, toss me a can of beer!"
T-Bone: "Here ya go!" (Throws beer 3 feet to the left of Lorenzo)
Lorenzo: "Dude, that was an Underhanded Mustard Russian if I've ever seen one!!!!! Now the beer is ruined!"
by Lorenzo Warshington July 23, 2010
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Olga wants Russian dick

Olga wants dick means that a woman named Olga is wanting sexual activity from a man. A man preferably named Andrei.
Bitch 1. Did you hear Olga wants Russian dick

Bitch 2. I had that once it was WAY to small for me
by ALex Baaci January 17, 2018
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Russian Cookies & Cream

One girl takes a shit on another girls tits, while a couple of men (preferably 5) proceed to jack off onto the girl's tits, often preceded by the ejaculation of the second onto the shit for added flavor.
"Hey, man. I went to Sally's the other day with Rebecca and the guys, and we did a Russian Cookies & Cream."

"That's lit, bro."
by nolan121405 September 29, 2018
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