Ripped the Fiddle

A euphemism for something indeterminate, but bad.

"How did your date go last night?"

"I ripped the fiddle."

"Holy fucking shit dude! Better make a break for Mexico while you still have a chance!"

by AlphaAlex November 9, 2011

Rip

Tobacco rolled in a piece of the wrapper from a single roll of toilet paper. Commonly found in the county, state or federal incarceration systems, but can be used anywhere at anytime.

Yo, it's toilet paper day; grab an extra roll for the cell so we can roll some rips.

by C rok June 11, 2019

Rip Van Winklin'

Verb - To sleep for a inappropriate, borderline self-destructive, length of time; to pull a Rip Van Winkle

"Hey Bro, how was your weekend?"
"Not great, I ate a sus banana on Friday and was Rip Van Winklin' until Monday."
"fuckin' sus bananas bro."

by Jimmy Chopsticks October 3, 2022

rip

to verbally criticize, degrade, tear down one's esteem, tear into

ex1: He's a jerk, someone needs to rip him
ex2: I screwed up so she ripped me

by UncleWillie March 7, 2024

rip and ship

The illegal practice of copying a movie disk (DVD or blu-ray) and sending it back to the rental service immediately, then watching the copy later.

I don't have time to watch enough movies to make it worth it, so I rip and ship to keep the queue rolling.

by hondyhon March 7, 2012

Ripped Revenge

A state of mind where you workout angry 😡

"Look at that guy hitting those weights! Someone's got some Ripped Revenge"

by Inordinate October 3, 2017

rip your diaper

When someone farts really loud on purpose and thinks it's funny. i.e. juvinile behavior.

Damn bro did you just rip your diaper?

by jshiestydiety November 27, 2017