putting on siding

When you masterbate so vigorously that you build callouses along the sides of your shaft.
Johnny's been in prison so long that all he can do is keep putting on siding.
by Re85sa October 27, 2022
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Put My Gown On

A term to signify that you are definitely staying home for the night, and unequivocally will not be putting pants back on to get out. Some old timer ladies call their mu-mus/nightgowns “gowns”.
Girl 1: Hey, sister! You should come over and try this new herbal medicine we got going on.

Girl 2: Nah, I ain’t feelin’ it right now. Wheel of Fortune is about to come on anyway.

Girl 1: Come on, it’s only like 7pm!

Girl 2: I know lol, but I done put my gown on. Even filled my belly; I’m done with today.

Girl 1: OK Grandma, good night then.
by Funtimeisover April 15, 2019
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put the wheel on the tip

She's hot, I'd put the wheel on the tip for sure.
by Bill24 September 16, 2006
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put boots to

beating ones ass to a pulp
im going to put boots to my boss
by jack gordan June 03, 2006
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Nathan, Just put the Chicken in the bag. This can be used as a comedic joke especially to people of certain races specifically Nathan
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putting on lipstick

When a dog licks its crotch, especially when it is aroused.
Don’t let Poochy lick your face—he just finished putting on lipstick.
by Dboy85 December 22, 2019
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