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Earth Pig

1> A term used to describe an obese and dirty woman who intentionally gets in the way. Often, Earth Pigs in this context are a little crazy and get in your way because they've decided that a particular public location is now their personal stomping grounds and you're invading that territory.

2> Earth Pig can also refer to the "fat friend" in a group of girls at a bar who is determined to make sure none of the girls get drunk and go off with a guy."

3> Earth Pig can also refer to the fat lady at the office who does nothing, but still doesn't get fired for some reason.
Guy One: "Did you take the picture?"
Guy Two: "No, some Earth Pig wouldn't move her fat ass out of the way."

Guy One: "You've been talking to that chick all night. You gonna take her home?"
Guy Two: "No, that Earth Pig friend of hers has been cock-blocking me all night."

Guy One: "Did Jennifer get that report to you, yet?"
Guy Two: "No, she never does anything but play Solitaire! Why doesn't Mr. Jenkins just fire her?"
Guy One: "Because he's been banging that Earth Pig for the last six months and if he fires her, she'll tell his wife about it!"
by Myzyri May 1, 2008
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pig fucker

A person originating from Missouri.
Everyone from Missouri is a pig fucker (Tom Sawyer)?
by Deded Gong September 25, 2006
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pig latin

Juvenile "code" language created by the rearrangement of sounds in a word such that the first character is moved to the end and "bay" is added. In the case of a vowel as the first sound, "bay" is simply added.
"Histbay isbay anbay examplebay ofbay igpbay atinlbay."
- means: This is an example of pig latin.
by lutsbay December 28, 2005
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pig's ear

"let's go down the rub-a-dub and have a pint of cold pig's ear."
by The Doctor October 21, 2004
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Dusty Pig

shoving a duster or a dusty dick into one's hole.
Alex dusty piged Janelle in her butthole.
by dirty louis April 26, 2011
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Pig sandwich

When two average build males have sex with an obese female.
Hey baby, wanna be part of this pig sandwich?
by Handwich November 16, 2016
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Nick The Pig

The baddest mother fucker in Vancouver BC if not the world. This mother fucker will sell a guitar to anyone and everyone. No shit Nick The Pig is the fucking man!
Yo that dude is fucking bad ass.

He is but he aint no Nick The Pig!

NIck The Pig has a giant fucking cock!
by The Wolf of Alma st August 2, 2018
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