bacon pants

When your pants smell like bacon

When I got home from work I made Breakfast for Dinner. Afterward when I was changing into my pajamas I noticed that my pants smelled like bacon pants

by chardmore April 15, 2014

Squid pants

A smelly crotch area that suction cups to any penis it can get ahold of!

That girl Ashliegh's squid pants keep dragging ever guy in this bar to the bottom of the ocean.

by Bazemorerized July 8, 2016

Love pants

Pants that are comfortable and make you sexually active

Wearing my love pants

by 5555two May 14, 2017

shat pant

Pants that have been shat in. Usually given as a gift.

Thank you for the beautiful pare of shat pants. That are the finest pare I have seen!

by hotkoreanbabysandwiches May 15, 2016

drainage pants

Male pants that have the facility to contain a mans yellow fluid until he feels it necessary to release the goods.

Hello Jane, are you ready for me to empty my drainage pants?

by caveman10 May 18, 2016

Pants Brother

The derogatory term used towards lederhosen.

What do I look like a Pants Brother?

by DesertWolfe September 26, 2021

Headache in pants

Another name for a boner.

I looked at her and got a headache in pants.

by breakingher December 12, 2012