You Old Man!!!

An exclamation used to yell at slow drivers.

"That stupid fool is going 20 in a 35 zone."
(Pumping fist in the air)
"You Old Man!!! Arrrrggh!!"

by the Little Kid June 3, 2006

old football injury

An injury caused by excessive masturbation in a man over the age of 30.

Girl: Aw, what happened? Why is your arm in that sling?

Guy: It's an old football injury.

by nolookhook January 23, 2009

old indian trick

The general answer to how you did and/or accomplished something.

Man 1: "Dude, I didn't know that that was the perfect gas/oil mixture for my weed eater. How did you know?"
Man 2: "It's an old indian trick."

by Mikey0715 January 21, 2011

Good old fashioned

Something that is good, and it is old fashioned

"What's an good old fashioned?"

"Well, it's good, and it's old fashioned"

by ThatGuyDidIt June 17, 2018

Dirty Old Fanny

Something that Bulma from Dragon Ball has.

Bulma: If you give me the dragon ball I'll give you a little peak.
Goku: What do I care about your dirty old fanny?
Bulma: IT'S NOT DIRTY YOU RUDE LITTLE BOY!!!!!!

by FaggotKiller2001 April 3, 2022

Captain Old Spice

A worthy sea captain who constantly scores plenty of pussy.
a.k.a a modern Pimp.

Man...he's soo cool we nicknamed him Captain old Spice.

Chuck Noris is a Captain old Spice.

by Captain Old Spice January 22, 2009

Old fashioned oreo

When you pull your Penis out of a woman's anus and make a layer of poop on her back. You then cum on it, and put it back in her anus and make another layer of poop on top. Then you eat it.

Man, I'm really hungry for an old fashioned oreo!

by blagles August 8, 2016