Picking Fire

A similar expression to playing with fire, except simplified and more modern.

I got in a fight with the principle again

Dude, stop picking fire.

by JetMinali March 4, 2013

fire in the forge

A man has to pee but holds it through a 2 or more hour presentation. When it's painful pleasantry finally comes out, that is a fire in the forge.

You alright man? You held that five hours!
Yeah, I had a real fire in the forge.

by The 69th Moose February 10, 2015

hanging fire

Waiting.

"I'm hanging fire before I commit to buying this latest video game, because I want to find out if it sucks or not first."

by Waffletron September 14, 2017

Rapid Fire

The act of rapidly calling someone over and over and over again, until they pick up their phone.

"I'll rapid fire Joe until he picks up!"

by dank weedness October 18, 2016

Ring of Fire

When your hunglo as a circle of blood around it after you get done fucking!

DBJ had a ring of fire after he got done fucking Dabney!

by one eye monster April 30, 2009

fire drill

A method for getting no-longer-wanted company up off your couch and out the door.

“Come on, Bottom, fire drill!”
“Wait, I’m not done telling you about the cool dream I had during my nap.”
“The house is on fire, Bottom! Go, go, go!”

by Bottom Ford, Esq March 21, 2014

Fire Islanded

When you visit Long Island and your best friend from high school puts you on a ferry and tells you that we are going to an island where many hot foreign exchange chicks from Russia hangout. Unbeknownst of the islands true origin/nature; on the ferry ride over the sound, you notice that something is off with some of the other ferry goers. Men are holding hands. Not just one gay couple but multiples. The ferry finally touches down at a marina on the other side of the sound on Fire Island. You notice more gay couples. Then as you exit the marina into the town it is an all out flamer fest. Men are galloping briskly up and down the streets in short shorts or speedos. Finally realizing that it was a prank: you go after your best bud…He runs towards some sand dunes and you step on a hypodermic needle or rather a syringe for shooting heroin, cocaine, and/or most likely crystal meth. “Ouch that hurts”, you said. Finally you run down your best bud and beat the living snot out of him and call him a faggot. Later on after traveling back to your home in Alabama, you go in for a regular checkup and they take blood. The doctor tells you that you have contracted HIV or rather, the AIDS virus. You ask how long you have to live. The doctor tells you that your life has just begun………..Fire Islanded…..

Best Buddy from HS to a former Long Island acquaintance at Hooters restaurant:

“Yo bruh. Did you hear about what I pulled on Eric last week when I drug him up to NY because I needed the towing capacity of his Dodge Ram to get my Honda Accord into my personal auto mechanic up there?”
Acquaintance sitting on bar stool:

“Yeah, I heard he got fire islanded! Oldest trick in the book bro. Hands down.”

Hooters bartender with big fake boobs:

“Your friend sounds like one gullible person. Does he have AIDS? Is he single?”

by BeAt-DoWn-InCePtIoN June 13, 2022