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kiss you on the mouth

An affectionate term that does not mean to literally kiss someone on the mouth. It is used when another person does something cute or sweet.
Thanks for bringing me coffee Nikki! I could kiss you on the mouth!
by Ducking Jen October 8, 2020
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Mouth to ass ratio

The accumulation of shit in one's digestive system due to overindulgence, overeating or simply for being on vacation. Accumulation for not giving the ass enough time to process all the food you put in your mouth.
Hey! How was your vacation in Italy? "great, we had a blast, except my "mouth to ass ratio" was high for eating bucket loads of pasta every day"
by Caribbean Jim August 16, 2013
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Spontaneous Mouth Birth

Spontaneous Mouth Birth (SMB)

Drinking/Eating something so fully and completely vile that it will cause pregnant women to immediately vomit the child through the mouth, giving birth orally.

Often times the side effect of drinking a friend's specially crafted "micro-brew style beer" Like a mulberry beer.

Essentially, vomiting horribly...
My wife took a sip of your micro brew and had spontaneous mouth birth . It was THAT BAD!
by Decrata September 3, 2013
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Swiss Army Mouth

A person who has so much metal (braces, retainer, etc.) in his or her mouth, that they are seen to have a "swiss army mouth".
Man #1: Hey, did you see that waitress? She's got huge cans!
Man #2: Yeah, but she's clearly underage, the swiss army mouth gives it away.
by Alyoyo August 12, 2011
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German Pornstars' Mouth

A term describing someone as Full of Shit
they ought to call you a german pornstars' mouth; because you're full of shit.
by Snode January 31, 2023
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mouth chimney

Blowing out the side of your mouth away from your spoon partner to make sure you are not breathing in your partners face.
1: Sheesh! Could you stop breathing all over me Darth Vader!

2: Oh, sorry! I forgot to make a mouth chimney for you! There is that better?
1: Yes, thank you.
by wurdsmyth November 16, 2009
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Trouts mouth

When inspecting one's japs eye, sometimes it can remind one of a trout opening it's mouth, hence, trouts mouth.
My trouts mouth is burning like fuck.
by welshowen November 21, 2010
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