Asher Joke

A joke so unfunny that you pray the person who told its uncle touches them.
The whole room went silent after hearing the Asher joke.
by chigga12345 April 15, 2024
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"Yes" joke

Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:

Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?

Producer 2: Yes

This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:

Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?

A: Yes
Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?

Person 2: Yes
by Alex-2598 July 24, 2023
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zach joke

an extremely unfunny joke that is very corny and no one laughs; a gambling joke that ends up in a debt of at least $10,000.
"I have important business to attend to." "What type of business?" "MONKE BISNIESS!!!" "dude thats a zach joke"
by fireant812 August 17, 2023
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Dark Humor jokes

Idk what do put here but you if you know what that is then thats tuff.
dark humor jokes are like food, not everyone gets it.
by Hornyfuckerシ March 24, 2021
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Dick joke

All/any joke that Nikki laughs at
Nicki, she only laughs at dick jokes
by 123datboi123 February 06, 2019
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jakob - ha jokes

A comment talking about the meaning of being a marine bioligist. It is very deep, and few people have managed to define it
by every god damn Sheep November 30, 2017
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D Joke

Replaces the word that someone is saying with the world D
lets play

"dlay"

fuck you

"duck dyou"

the hell is that

"a d joke"

you mean dick?

"no a d joke"

oh
by SwishyBro January 13, 2023
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